Funny and humor — 01
Zipped-up mouth:
“Peace and tranquility will be yours if you master
the art of “zipped-up lips.”Many a problem or heartburn won’t bother you, if you open your mouth carefully”
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Politicians’ promises:
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“An Indian politician’s promises in his stump
speeches on the campaign trails during election time: — a colorful oral
exercise written in moving sand and water — neither
decipherable nor executable; an open ended bluff.”
ooo
Trail blazers:
“ ‘Evils’ — live in God-deserted world; ‘Saints’ — live in
God-dominated world; ‘Swindlers’ — live in politician-
dominated world; ‘Gossipers’ — live in woman-
dominated world. ‘Successful people’ — live in trail-
blazers dominated world.”
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’ Burglar and beauty:
“Burglars may strike all of a sudden and take away
either your money, or jewelry or your precious life, rarely both. But if you are unlucky, some fair-skinned bewitching ladies,
knowing your weakness, take them both together
with cool melting eyes when you stand before her
tongue-tied or mesmerized.” …….… sober voice of a failed finance
Originally published at http://navrangindia.blogspot.com.(23 June 2020)
